Bonjour. Blaine, I saw you in your American Football game on Friday. You were terrifique. I just realised I came over here to reblog on tumblr and then I saw this, how do you say, uh, ‘network’? I should go to reblogging now that I have written this post. Jesus, fucking yellow penguins. My people know about the suffering. So, how do you say, 'please’, can I be in the network? And I hear, Britt-a-ney, you give, how do you say, 'second rate’, handjobs? Did someone say crepe?

PS: I am not, how do you say, 'montrealian’? I am also able to do, uh, the photoshop and banners, yes?